Video Of The Wedding Stephen Ruined With Almond Milk

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    In July, Stephen challenged Late Show fans to incorporate the phrase 'an almond doesn't lactate' into their wedding vows. Viewer Paul Glassman did not disappoint.
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    Ajoutée Il y a 11 jours


    1. Wrong Turn

      Well, if you name a bunch of cows almond, then your almonds can lactate.

    2. Wrong Turn

      Oh Stephen, Trump Admi-no-stration is still following their MO. They are not cracking down on something really white (milk). They are cracking down on the browns (almonds) and yellows (soy beans) trying to join the same ranks as whites. Sadly they don't know that all milk was once green (grass that the cow ate).

    3. ButterscotchBanana

      milk milk/ noun noun: milk 1. an opaque white fluid rich in fat and protein, secreted by female mammals for the nourishment of their young. "a healthy mother will produce enough milk for her baby" the milk from cows (or goats or sheep) as consumed by humans. "a glass of milk" *_the white juice of certain plants._* "coconut milk" *_a creamy-textured liquid with a particular ingredient or use._* "cleansing milk" Oh wow, the term _milk_ applies to non-nipple-related fluids, too! Man, it's almost like this administration is full of stupid people that make stupid demands and don't understand how words work!

    4. Andy L

      I would have done this in a heartbeat. I honestly wished it was last weekend instead lol

    5. OC GMBeverlyHills

      Speaking of milk cows...

    6. Shani Smith

      I want a shirt too 😄!

    7. EFF U

      Go Paul lol the best part is he will keep her laughing

    8. tammie mcgill

      Love the T shirt!

    9. Hellmuth Christian Stuven

      Hello CNN. You might find this a GOOD story to cover: The Danish Minister of Finance, in prime time in TV, just told Fox News @krish_regan to PISS OFF ("don't urinate on Denmark"), due to her LIES about Denmark. ALL what she covered was 100% FALSE. National uproar in Denmark today.

    10. FailNinja

      Coconut milk has been a term for centuries and last time I checked coconuts don't lactate.

    11. Crystal Sherman

      What did the groosmen hold up in the video?

    12. Ya'el Rothke

      What do you mean ruined

    13. Narret

      “An Almond doesn’t have nipples” Genetic Engineer: **looks around** It’s my time to shine!

    14. Josie Fox

      So what about coconut milk or milk of magnesia?

    15. Mycel

      if that couple is about to have a boy as their first child, I think Stephen just named him. xD

    16. Hyb Cuz

      Oh dang everybody got a t shirt. It's like those Oprah moments.

    17. Hyb Cuz

      Do the groomsmen know it's only one t shirt?

    18. Duder

      a free keychain? hum interesting...

    19. jay hathaway

      hahaha. he probably already had named his first born stephen. this is my favorite clip ever. so awesome i watched it twice but i noticed you left out his best man who is partially hidden from view in the clip. 9 shirts please

    20. Argiod Silvertongue

      Love the T-shirts!

    21. ForeverMe543

      Plot twist: it was all her idea.

    22. BTS and NCT Trash [Yuta's Smile]

      They deserve to have something free given to them.

    23. Duane Nickerson

      Oh, I guess it's ok to break the wedding vow if you keep the campaign promise.......

    24. atlaskiki reality

      This guy can ruin anything. He is liberal

    25. SoulJah Roch

      Thanks for the apology/Korekchun. It's a rare gift in American Culture. 🦁✌

    26. Thomas Urech

      The hardest part about working in a vegan coffee shop is coming in at 5:00 am to milk all the almonds.

    27. Frank Bowman

      The landwhales are mating....

    28. Mrrreell S2

      What a twinkie nincapoop. If you don't want to spread hate and divisiveness then just shut your mouth - problem solved!

    29. rowansjet

      Bold of you to assume the wife wasn't in on it.

    30. Scratches Of A Girl

      Only a true fan would do that. Congratulations 😍👌

    31. dalysea26

      hemp milk

    32. Richard White

      I told you someone would take you up on your offer. I would do it.

    33. Cheeseburger

      Promise kept

    34. silirat

      Wait.... Magic the card game or Magic with card tricks?

    35. tarbabee {PUKE}

    36. Paul Allen

      There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it I have now surpassed. My pain is constant and sharp, and I do not hope for a better world for anyone. In fact, I want my pain to be inflicted on others. I want no one to escape. But even after admitting this, there is no catharsis; my punishment continues to elude me, and I gain no deeper knowledge of myself. No new knowledge can be extracted from my telling. This confession has meant nothing.

    37. Kelsey Jones

      Nice apple watch product placement.

    38. Ayélé Mensah

      Wow! Kudos to Paul Glassman for working that in so seamlessly!

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    41. julie vermeulen

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    42. Bej Richard

      His weeding was on national television thanks to u, I think it was worth the 'an almond doesn't lactate' ^^

    43. Billie from Ockham

      Given that Wizards of the Coast is on a social-justice crusade these days -- e.g., cutting off a store for the heinous crime of displaying a Kekistani flag -- you might regret linking yourself to D&D and MTG ("Magic") in the same week.

    44. Tuber You

      I'm surprised that his groomsmen are all buff. Seems that they should get him to the gym to workout with them. I don't give a shit if someone's overweight from a social POV and this guy seems like he can handle himself. Extreme obesity brings with it however many health problems such as diabetes. He would be wise to get checked for it. In fact I was 5'10"and 310 pounds when I was diagnosed with it. Just switching to diet soda and Splenda along with taking a medicine that made my system more sensitive to insulin caused me to lose about 80lbs in a few months. A friend I hadn't seen for some time asked how I had lost so much weight and I was surprised because I wasn't trying to lose weight but to manage my blood sugar. The weight loss was a bonus. Diabetes can only be detected measuring blood sugar levels over time. Worth a look.

    45. potterpotty01

      Better make that shirt XXL

    46. metalshredmetal1

      how could you make such a mistake if the guy is PUBLIC ABOUT his never trumpism? that's just trashy research and BIAS

    47. Courage Karnga

      Then are we allowed to crack down on presidents who are unfit to be in office?

    48. Sassy Books

      Paul rocks! I thought it'd be beyond ridiculous but it was cute!!

    49. Marci Rios

      This was AWESOME!!!!👊🏻👊🏻

    50. kietsuhime

      OMG, you should get the happy couple on the show in their new shirts!